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Total Medals Earned: 147 (From 37 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,615 Points

1976: Issue 1

1976 Unlocked 8/29/11
10 Points
Read the entire first issue of 1976

Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)

A Bad Taste of Pico

Polygonal Victory Unlocked 5/11/09
25 Points
Beat the game!
Big Wet Juicy Kiss 25 Points Rescue NeNe.
Twice the Fun 25 Points Rescue Darnell.
Dude, it's my Turn 50 Points ???
Meat is Murder 50 Points ???
Vulgar Display of Power 50 Points ???

Medals Earned: 1/6 (25/225 points)

A blobs tale 2

First Death Unlocked 3/26/10
5 Points
Life after death
Kill the Main Boss Unlocked 3/26/10
100 Points
Defeat the final boss.
Can't get enough! 50 Points Replay the game.
I don't need lives! 100 Points Finish the game without dying.

Medals Earned: 2/4 (105/255 points)

Another Small Favor

A Small Stitch Unlocked 8/27/09
25 Points
Help the town tailor find a green, furry shawl.
Flower Power Unlocked 8/27/09
25 Points
Find medicinal blue flowers for the good doctor
Hunt the Hunter Unlocked 8/27/09
25 Points
Eliminate the Pig Hunter
Spider Slayer 25 Points Kill a spider, save a kitty.
Another Small Favor 100 Points Accomplish your mission to find a new identity.

Medals Earned: 3/5 (75/200 points)

Armed Prophet

Zombie Meat Unlocked 11/25/09
10 Points
Get killed by a zombie.
Alien Juice 10 Points Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel 10 Points Get killed by a robot.
Alcoholic 25 Points Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic 25 Points Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet 25 Points Unlock all weapons.
Chairman 25 Points Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero 25 Points Play through every stage.
Hand it Over 25 Points Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley 25 Points Kill Smileborg
Skull 25 Points Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman 25 Points Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1 25 Points Kill ZOMG
Handy Man 50 Points Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien 50 Points Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater 50 Points Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned 50 Points Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)

Captain Fugly

Rank I Unlocked 10/3/11
5 Points
Reach level 8
Rank II Unlocked 10/3/11
10 Points
Reach level 15
Rank III 10 Points Reach Level 22
Rank IV 25 Points Reach Level 29
Rank V 25 Points Complete all 35 levels.

Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/75 points)

Cave of Wonders

Black Coffin Unlocked 9/12/09
10 Points
Die before beating Luis.
Rude awakening Unlocked 9/12/09
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Tighty whitey power Unlocked 9/12/09
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Abyss-mal 25 Points Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Grape Crush 25 Points Find the 1st alternate ending.
Stack the deck 25 Points Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Flee powder 50 Points Escape the cave.
Lou Lou Zoom 50 Points Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Real Ultimate Power 100 Points Complete all other achievements!
Exterminator Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/10 (30/315 points)

Dadgame

Guardians Unlocked 9/6/09
5 Points
Defeat the Footie Twins
Bad Transit Unlocked 9/6/09
10 Points
Defeat TRN-1
Heavy Weapons 5 Points Defeat Battbot
Monkey Biz 5 Points Defeat Ootkey
Freeroes 25 Points Get Secret Ending
Kaminari Ninja 25 Points Defeat Raijinmaru
Patricide 25 Points Defeat creator of Dadgame
Story Easy 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Story Hard 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Hard
Story Normal 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
WSW Tribute 25 Points Defeat Final Weapon
Cheating Death 50 Points Defeat Mecha-Death
Debugger 50 Points Defeat Phantom
Presto! 50 Points Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Tower Offender 50 Points Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
Dadgamer 100 Points 100% Completion

Medals Earned: 2/16 (15/500 points)

Domo-Kun Angry Smashfest!

Patience Unlocked 6/2/09
5 Points
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Backstory Unlocked 6/2/09
10 Points
Discover the backstory.
Dance Party 10 Points Get invited to the dance party!
Domo Hunt 10 Points Find the hidden game.
Fat Bastard 10 Points Bring out the fat man.
Giant Crab Battle 10 Points Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Gojira 10 Points Make a new friend!
Squigly Fish 10 Points Find the Squigly Fish!
The Boy 10 Points Dispense of the boy.
The Girl 10 Points Dispense of the girl.
Dragonslayer 25 Points Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Zero Vengeance 25 Points Beat level one without getting hurt.
A Smasher is You 50 Points Win the game!
Dongle 50 Points You'll know it when you see it!
Fast Smash 50 Points Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Penguin Popper 50 Points Destroy 90 Penguins.
Three Eddies 50 Points Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Flyby Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Lestor Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/19 (15/430 points)

Don't Escape

A Slaughter Unlocked 6/23/13
5 Points
At least you've tried...
A Massacre Unlocked 6/23/13
10 Points
You've saved some lives.
A Night of Terror 25 Points With your efforts, more than a half of villagers survived the night.
A Frightful Night 50 Points You've saved almost everyone
A Calm Night 100 Points You've survived the night without hurting anyone!

Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/190 points)