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Total Medals Earned: 147 (From 37 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 3,615 Points

1976: Issue 1

Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)

1976 10 Points

Read the entire first issue of 1976

A Bad Taste of Pico

Medals Earned: 1/6 (25/225 points)

Polygonal Victory 25 Points

Beat the game!

Big Wet Juicy Kiss 25 Points

Rescue NeNe.

Twice the Fun 25 Points

Rescue Darnell.

Dude, it's my Turn 50 Points

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Meat is Murder 50 Points

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Vulgar Display of Power 50 Points

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A blobs tale 2

Medals Earned: 2/4 (105/255 points)

First Death 5 Points

Life after death

Kill the Main Boss 100 Points

Defeat the final boss.

Can't get enough! 50 Points

Replay the game.

I don't need lives! 100 Points

Finish the game without dying.

Another Small Favor

Medals Earned: 3/5 (75/200 points)

Flower Power 25 Points

Find medicinal blue flowers for the good doctor

Hunt the Hunter 25 Points

Eliminate the Pig Hunter

A Small Stitch 25 Points

Help the town tailor find a green, furry shawl.

Another Small Favor 100 Points

Accomplish your mission to find a new identity.

Spider Slayer 25 Points

Kill a spider, save a kitty.

Armed Prophet

Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)

Zombie Meat 10 Points

Get killed by a zombie.

Alien Juice 10 Points

Get killed by an alien.

Robot Fuel 10 Points

Get killed by a robot.

Alcoholic 25 Points

Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.

Anorexic 25 Points

Play through a stage without eating or drinking.

Armed Prophet 25 Points

Unlock all weapons.

Chairman 25 Points

Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.

Classic Hero 25 Points

Play through every stage.

Hand it Over 25 Points

Kill Zomboss.

Kill Smiley 25 Points

Kill Smileborg

Skull 25 Points

Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.

The Freeman 25 Points

Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.

ZOMG!!!1 25 Points

Kill ZOMG

Handy Man 50 Points

Kill Zomboss with his own arm.

Illegal Alien 50 Points

Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.

Smiley Hater 50 Points

Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.

Testosterowned 50 Points

Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Captain Fugly

Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/75 points)

Rank I 5 Points

Reach level 8

Rank II 10 Points

Reach level 15

Rank III 10 Points

Reach Level 22

Rank IV 25 Points

Reach Level 29

Rank V 25 Points

Complete all 35 levels.

Cave of Wonders

Medals Earned: 3/10 (30/315 points)

Black Coffin 10 Points

Die before beating Luis.

Rude awakening 10 Points

Defeat Luis' 1st form.

Tighty whitey power 10 Points

Defeat Luis' 2nd form.

Abyss-mal 25 Points

Find the 2nd alternate ending.

Grape Crush 25 Points

Find the 1st alternate ending.

Stack the deck 25 Points

Defeat Luis' 3rd form.

Flee powder 50 Points

Escape the cave.

Lou Lou Zoom 50 Points

Beat the game in under 200 seconds.

Real Ultimate Power 100 Points

Complete all other achievements!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Dadgame

Medals Earned: 2/16 (15/500 points)

Guardians 5 Points

Defeat the Footie Twins

Bad Transit 10 Points

Defeat TRN-1

Heavy Weapons 5 Points

Defeat Battbot

Monkey Biz 5 Points

Defeat Ootkey

Freeroes 25 Points

Get Secret Ending

Kaminari Ninja 25 Points

Defeat Raijinmaru

Patricide 25 Points

Defeat creator of Dadgame

Story Easy 25 Points

Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard

Story Hard 25 Points

Beat Story Mode on Hard

Story Normal 25 Points

Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard

WSW Tribute 25 Points

Defeat Final Weapon

Cheating Death 50 Points

Defeat Mecha-Death

Debugger 50 Points

Defeat Phantom

Presto! 50 Points

Beat Boss Battles on HARD

Tower Offender 50 Points

Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD

Dadgamer 100 Points

100% Completion

Domo-Kun Angry Smashfest!

Medals Earned: 2/19 (15/430 points)

Patience 5 Points

Sit through the long-ass intro.

Backstory 10 Points

Discover the backstory.

Dance Party 10 Points

Get invited to the dance party!

Domo Hunt 10 Points

Find the hidden game.

Fat Bastard 10 Points

Bring out the fat man.

Giant Crab Battle 10 Points

Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.

Gojira 10 Points

Make a new friend!

Squigly Fish 10 Points

Find the Squigly Fish!

The Boy 10 Points

Dispense of the boy.

The Girl 10 Points

Dispense of the girl.

Dragonslayer 25 Points

Slay the dragon without getting hurt!

Zero Vengeance 25 Points

Beat level one without getting hurt.

A Smasher is You 50 Points

Win the game!

Dongle 50 Points

You'll know it when you see it!

Fast Smash 50 Points

Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.

Penguin Popper 50 Points

Destroy 90 Penguins.

Three Eddies 50 Points

Bring at least three Eddies to battle!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Don't Escape

Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/190 points)

A Slaughter 5 Points

At least you've tried...

A Massacre 10 Points

You've saved some lives.

A Night of Terror 25 Points

With your efforts, more than a half of villagers survived the night.

A Frightful Night 50 Points

You've saved almost everyone

A Calm Night 100 Points

You've survived the night without hurting anyone!